Define Glens Meaning

The Glen
When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.

"Dude I got so drunk I pulled The Glen" "Man your wife must be pissed"
By Bernadette
Glen
An all around awesome man. He's a gentleman to everyone he meets. He would do anything to help a friend. He can be quite hard headed and stubborn but is always lovable. A Glen is also the best lover you will ever find. He can be romantic, hot, wild, and gentle all in the same moment.

Every woman needs a Glen to keep her warm at night.
By Truda
Glenning
Beating or hurting someone to the point of tears. A UK slang

John: Why’re you bleeding bro.
Jack: I was glenned in the classroom.

Y.O and SD did a glenning.
By Rhianna
Glen
An Awesome guy with a huge schlong and knows how to tap that ass he is he definition of sexy and eats only pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner

Glen has the biggest dick around and girls love it!
By Jemima
A Glen
A Glen is someone who lacks the masculinity of an alpha male. They are unconfrontational and are unable to assert male dominance.

You're such a Glen, just go ask her out already!
By Pier
Glen
The name "Glen" (or "Glenn") means "valley dweller" or "from the valley". It is derived from the Gaelic "gleann" and Welsh "glynn", meaning "valley".

Glen was born in a glen, so we named him Glen.
By Matti
Glen
A man that has the sexual power to pull any jess

Wow that was defo a glen
By Brenn
Glenned
When a friend ditches you early, leaving you alone, typically in a msn conversation

Tim: Jase mate, stay with us up late on msn yeah?
Jase: Sure thing man
*Jase signs off*
Tim: I just got glenned!
By Gavrielle
Glen
By day, a normal man, but when the sun goes down, a beast, half crazy drunken mexican, half manicallly depressed clown. During parties he'll show up and be gentlemanly but then shall get drunken and angry, punching faces and sticking his abnormal tongue out in a frantic rage.

This being said, you still love him because he's a BOSS

There are no examples, for those who have encountered a Glen shall never tell the tail, be they dead or too crunk to remember anything.
By Francisca
The Glen
This chill place in Glenview that people hang out at all the time. It used to be an Airbase but then some senator came along and decided a Dicks Sporting Goods and a movie theater would look better there. Most the time people fuck about in Dicks untill the get kicked out. It's a chillaxed place tho.

Sean: Yo lets hang at the glen.
Kyle: Who the f*** are you?
Sean: doesn't matter wanna go?
Kyle: Sure I don't care.
By Charmaine