In the days of 2004, there lived a unique stoner. A stoner who was extremely talented in the ways of comedy. He had an original comedic style that no one can ever come close to. This young stoner had a head full of crazy and hilarious things that he would say and a favorite of everyone was "glorious". He would say this in an inimitable voice along with certain matchless hand movements. Dank Master T would say "glorious" when speaking of something truly wonderful, like the sweet sweet gange.
An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
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Glorious Mess
n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
