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Define God Meaning

God
one of most popular words in urban dictionary

Did you know that the word god has over 500 definitions?
By Lurlene
God
level 99 white mage

God casts level 5 world flood, many things die
By Lorelle
God
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.

Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
By Courtney
God
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.

theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
By Andeee
God
dog backwards.

person1:"Hey look its god"

person 2: "No thats a dog"
By Adina
God
Man's most deadly creation.

billions of people have died in the name of god
By Jojo
God
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.
By Olly
God
Mankind's ultimate scapegoat.

We have FREE WILL. Don't blame GOD for the bullshit YOU create.
By Janette
God
Some big man that sits opn a cloud and tells everyone what to do. Threatens us with hell.

Eat your cabbage or God will send you to hell!
By Valli
God
The third 'word' in the phrase guaranteed to be used by any woman who has won, or ever will win, any radio contest:
!!!OH MY GODDD!!!
And, it's almost always reiterated three times.

Radio announcer: "This is KRAC- You're our hundred caller! Congratulations!
Winning contestant: !!!OH MY GODDD!!!
Radio announcer: That's right, you won! What's your name?
Winning contestant: !!!OH MY GODDD!!! uhhh, Dakota??!?
Radio announcer: Dakota, how would you and a friend like to see Matchbox 20 Thursday nite?!
Winning contestant: !!!!!!OH MY GODDD!!!!! (delivered with extra screechy-ness)
Radio announcer: (thinking, "god, I hate my job")
By Carmencita