1. A popular pet often kept in bowls (which they shouldn't, that's bad for them) and often thought of as having a 3 second
memory, though this is a
myth, because in reality goldfish have a longer memory than you do.
2.
The snack that smiles back.
3. People that have a super short memory, originating from the myth that goldfish have a 3 second memory (which they don't)
1:
SMART son:"Mom, I found a
goldfish!"
Mom: "Ok, keep it in your bowl"
SMART son: "FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT
TAKING CARE OF
GOLDFISH"
2:
"I had some goldfish yesterday.
I wonder why it was smiling at me even though it was gonna die and get digested and turn into shit."
3:
SMART daughter: "Dad, look at that goldfish!"
Dad: "Oh, that's a person, not a goldfish!"
SMART daughter: "DUMBASS I WAS THINKING OF THE PERSON "