Define Goldfish Meaning

Goldfish

By Vina
Goldfish
Someone with an extremely short memory, or one who is extremely absentminded.

Derives from the evolutionary defense mechanism of the American Goldfish in order to stave off insanity due to boredom: "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"

"Damn...That Sue never learns... She just does the same dumb shit over and over again like a goldfish."
By Deirdre
Goldfish
A pet that doesn't do anything.

My goldfish was named Snappy.
By Giulietta
Goldfish
Fish-shaped crackers that are baked, not fried.

Dat bitch's gonna pop yo punk ass because yo ate dems GoldFish, yo .
By Arielle
Goldfish
1. A popular pet often kept in bowls (which they shouldn't, that's bad for them) and often thought of as having a 3 second memory, though this is a myth, because in reality goldfish have a longer memory than you do.

2. The snack that smiles back.

3. People that have a super short memory, originating from the myth that goldfish have a 3 second memory (which they don't)

1:

SMART son:"Mom, I found a goldfish!"
Mom: "Ok, keep it in your bowl"
SMART son: "FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TAKING CARE OF GOLDFISH"

2:

"I had some goldfish yesterday. I wonder why it was smiling at me even though it was gonna die and get digested and turn into shit."

3:

SMART daughter: "Dad, look at that goldfish!"
Dad: "Oh, that's a person, not a goldfish!"
SMART daughter: "DUMBASS I WAS THINKING OF THE PERSON "
By Taryn
Goldfish
A girl whose only purpose is to look pretty. A goldfish is promiscuous and capable of having 100s of children in her lifetime all while ruining entire ecosystems. A goldfish does not contribute anything to society other than it's decorative outer beauty. Also know as a golddigger.

Brad: Yo I met this girl name Rachel on tinder.
David: Yo, don't talk to her she's a goldfish!
By Madelon
Goldfish
1. A cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. It tends to smile back.
2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.

1. Michael: What are those cheesy snacks that always smile?
Brian: You mean goldfish?
Michael: Yeah!

2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?
Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?

3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?
Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.
By Meggie
Goldfish
n. someone with a terrible memory, unlike an elephant; v. to forget everything

I'm goldfishing when I last fed my fish.
By Fara
Goldfish
Women who look totally gnarly in the morning, nothing like they did the night before. Comes from the look of sunken eye sockets and makeup-less eyes making them bulge out of the head like goldfish.

"Veronica has a tight body, but damn! She's such a goldfish in the morning."
By Johnath
Goldfish
One who grows to fit their container

Like if you move into a new house, and you buy crap to fill all the rooms -- you're a goldfish. Totally.
By Pennie