"Hey man! Did she let you stick your dick in every hole?" "Yes she did, I played her like a golf course and played every hole."
By Catherin
Golf-course Effect
This is the type of facial hair with dual or multi escelons of hair giving the appearance of a golf course. Imagine the transition from the green, to the fairway, to the rough...
often not attractive but perfected by some.
Sometimes this can be attributed by laziness or immaturity--inability to grow hair evenly.
Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.
A place where you can be employed for only one week then you have the ability to retire for the rest of your life.
A place where you will look back and reminisce upon that one week of employment and wish you weren't fired and replaced by a pensioner with tuck shop arms.
Duuuuude, oneweek and you can retire from the Golf Course Lunch Kiosk
Example 1
Person 1: Is that the Garden of Eden?
Person 2: No that's just a bunker at Blue Heron Golf Course
Example 2
Person 1: Fuck I just hit the chunkiest divot
Person 2: It's fine, did you forget we are playing at Blue Heron Golf Course?
