Define Golf Meaning

Golf
to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"

There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
By Dulce
Golf
One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.

My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.
By Sileas
Golf
The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “fetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male

Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?
By Minny
Golf

I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf.
That was the worst walk ever!
By Thomasina
Golf
To do very poorly on something. A substitute for to bomb.

Man, i totally golfed that test.
By Marie-Jeanne
Golf
Boring game for the boring people.

You hit a small ball with a crooked stick and walk after it on a huge piece of land.
By Noell
Golf
A good walk wasted, a sad excuse for a sport

I wanted to go for a walk for exercise, but I decided to play golf instead.
By Danita
Golf
A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.

Check that little slidebar when you define a word.
By Rhonda
Golf
An moderately challenging "game" that only dillusional, out of shape enthusiasts refer to as a "sport", in order to fool themselves into believing that their participation somehow makes them "athletes", even though the pertruding beer gut and lack of any strenuous physical activity imply otherwise.
Golfers generally claim that because this "game" requires hand eye coordination and proper form to excel, that justifies "golf" being a sport (note: nothing really about athletic prowess and physical fitness and conditioning). Given that criteria, we should expect to see our first terminally ill, overweight, 90 year-old, carton-a-day smoking, television addicted grand sports champion on the cover of "Sports Illustrated" in the near future.

"You're an Olympic Triathlete in top physical condition with ten gold medals? Well, I'm a golfer. We should hang out and trade stories since we have so much in common. Let me drink the rest of my Budweiser and finish my potato chips and fried chicken first, though. Oh, you're going to the gym? What's a "gym"?"
By Rafaelita
Golf
A popular model of automobile, made by Volkswagen

"Sure my '86 Golf looks like shit, but I only paid $200 for it."
By Penelope