Define Golfing Meaning

The act of puting your ball (testicle) into the hole (vagina) and using it to bring the woman to climax

The slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users.

to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"

A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make schmucks get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.

One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.

The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “fetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male

A good walk, spoiled.

To do very poorly on something. A substitute for to bomb.

A "sport" often played by non athletic boys who play it to call themselves athletes, and crotchety old men who are trying to escape their dead end marriages. These men often play in foursomes while drinking beer and spend 30 minutes on each hole and keep everyone else from having fun as they chop the ball around and will not let anyone play through.

Golf is synonymous with the word sleep. Playing golf is boring and thus induces someone to fall to sleep.