Define Got Cakes Meaning

Got Cake
What you say someones got when they have hella ass

By Meredithe
Got Cakes
Ancient word of saying you have a skill or something of importance that should not be said do to it being illegal, stupid, or you may have nothing at all, because the cake is a lie. So therefore saying you have cakes, means the above.

Jeff: Damn, D you got cakes.
D: What broskee?
Jeff: I SAID YOU GOT CAKES.
D: What cake?
Jeff: Naw dude. You banged that girl. You got cakes.
D: Oh. Okay.
By Emlyn
Shawty Got Cakes
A phrase used to describe a woman with a large and nice ass. The reason it is called cakes is because everybody loves cakes, nice and tasty.

By Lissie
She Got Cake
Man she got a fat ass

Man my girlfriend she got cake
By Candis
Got The Cake!
Having a nice and juicy ass.

Daaamn son, you girls got the cake!

I need to hit the gym so black guys stop telling me I got the cake!
By Ardelle
She Got Them Cakes
meaning she got two fat ass cheeks rubbing up on each other in them yoga pants and it makes my dickkkk throbbbb

rakeem: she got them cakes my nigga ..... tyrone: i gotta go beefstrokeitoff sonson ill be back from the bathroom in 5mins
By Esmeralda
She Got Stupid Cake
When a girl has a phat ass

Did you see that girl she got stupid cake
By Dinny
...got Cake
to describe an individual whose booty/buttox possess the quality of being aesthetically pleasing , a quality that is affirmed only to those who are accepted through rigorous peer review

It became apparent to Billy and Suzy that over the course of several years, they had stepped into a new era. A Voice called down to them: "Step forward you two...", said the Voice.
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."

*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*
By Sally