Person 1: Someday they'll
invent chips you can have in your head that can access the internet.
Person 2: Oh man I want one.
Person 1: It won't be for a hundred years though.
Person 2: Aww, man! So those lousy
future people will get to do it but not me? Lame!
Person 1: You have a case of
grandchildren envy!
