The friend who always wants to stay in. Complains of
back pain and getting tired before midnight when they are only in their
mid-twenties. Their
instagram feed most likely features their cat with the occasional "going out" picture once a year.
Brooke: "Want to come out with us tonight?"
Jess: "I'm super tired. I think I'm just going to
stay in, I'm such a grandma."
Brooke: "You really are."