Define Grandma Meaning

Grandma
The only person in the family that knows how to cook.

Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!
Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.
By Candide
Grandma
Most likely your favorite relative, next to the cool uncle.

Dude, my grandma is so cool! She makes the best munchies
By Dee Dee
Grandma
1. Your mother or fathers mother.
2. Any old lady you see on the street.

1. Relative
2. Gray haired woman in the car in front of you going 20 mph.
By Catrina
Grandma
The friend who always wants to stay in. Complains of back pain and getting tired before midnight when they are only in their mid-twenties. Their instagram feed most likely features their cat with the occasional "going out" picture once a year.

Brooke: "Want to come out with us tonight?"
Jess: "I'm super tired. I think I'm just going to stay in, I'm such a grandma."
Brooke: "You really are."
By Angil
Grandma
Verb: To start a meal between 4:30 and 5:30 in the evening.

James: You gonna grandma tonight?
Amadea: You know I can't wait until 6 to eat!
By Sandi
Grandma
The person who gives you $100 each christmas or birthday.

Me: Hey grandma what you get me for Christmas?
Grandma: $100 spend it or save for college my sweet child.
By Lavina
Grandma
(Verb) To cheat at on-line poker by having more than one account. It originated when a cheater confessed and said he had originally set up the second account for his "grandma."

If you grandma you can really make a lot of money playing on-line poker.
By Ainslee
Grandma
grandma: a grand ma/ a great mom

i have a grandma
By Anjela
Grandma
A person who looks and acts older than they should.

Why is she wearing sweat pants and reading "The Six Stages Of Menopause"? She is such a grandma, yet she's only 16!
By Deedee
Grandma
1. Who your kids have spent 95% of their life with
2. who ya kids live with
3. 30 year old woman whos 15 year old daughter/son has a baby
4. the one we call big mama

Mother: okay im going to leave you at Grandma house
Child: see you next week mommy

Man:Hey young lady is that your son
Woman carying a 2 year old: no this my grandbaby
By Oona