Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who
fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always
a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the
wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure
grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a
purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you
anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.