Define Grandpa Meaning

Grandpa
Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.

Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
By Jordanna
Grandpa
and old fogey who knows his shit. totally gangsta. lol

"im bout it, im rowdy, i just passed a kidney stone."
By Danica
Grandpa
An over 40 hipster, often seen at clubs or indie shows

A: Tommorrow I'm turning 26! :x
B: You fucking grandpa
By Juliette
Grandpa
code name for the guy in Louisiana..that works on women's stuff....for free

Kimberly says grandpa got the tools to fix anything
By Phylis
Grandpa

perosn 1) bro how you get that money
person 2) oh, my grandpa
By Shandie
Grandpa
A really grumpy man, who is too young to be a grandpa in the real sense, but otherwise exemplifies the conduct typical of a grumpy, albeit wise, old man, who is easily irritated by crazy women.

Grandpa none whatsoever for this page
By Mab
Grandpa
An extended reference to GPA (a common acronym for Grade Point Average). G-pa is commonly used as short-term for the word "grandpa" in text or instant messaging.

Yes! I just raised my grandpa a total of .4 for this semester! Now I have a 3.0 on the dot!
By Nettie
Grandpaing
The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.

-Dude, u comin over tonight?
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.

-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
By Marje
Grandpa

Son:"Dad, why haven't I met Grandpa before?"
Dad:"He left me when I was 4 and then claimed that he didn't know he had me when I saw him"
By Melitta
The Grandpa
A male on male handjob typically given after a long period in a body of water (pool, hot tub, lake, ocean). The more wrinkly, the better.

After a lengthy session in the pool, Brad gave George his rendition of the grandpa.
By Deloris