Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinlessgrapes.
Dude, I could really use some talcumpowder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.
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Golden Grape Nuts
When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.