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Green Eggs And Ham
When you are arguing with a female and they bring up some silly shit that happened a long time ago. It isn't relevant to the argument but they think it is and on top of that they think they won. I call it green eggs and ham because it's like arguing with Dr. Seuss

Heather: I didn't drink your last beer!
Travis: Yes you did cause there gone what the fuck!
Heather: Well last year you didn't pick me up from work! Ha!
with that over she thinks she has won the argument and usually the guy is speechless or sayin What the fuck! GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
By Joey
Green Eggs And Ham
A man paints his nuts and butt cheeks green, and then sits on someones face, being sure to press both the nuts and the butt cheeks on their face.

Hey Mabel, get out the green paint and close your eyes, you're getting green eggs and ham!
By Jacky
Green Eggs And Ham
Key words, or phrase for weed and alchol.

Man, I don't know why, but I really want some green eggs and ham.
By Brunhilde
Green Eggs And Ham
1. A guy's first time he 'accidently' slips his cock into his girl's asshole while banging her doggie-style.

2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.

"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.

Susie Sweetbread was so wet, that while I was slapping my slender hips against her nubile hind end, when my tender young boner popped out of her twat and into her virgin stankhole, I didn't know we was making green eggs and ham till I looked down because she was a screaming for glory.
By Ninon
Green Eggs And Ham
Some friend and myself used this to refer to a group of white girls that ate lunch together in our High School Cafeteria.

We referred to them as green eggs and ham because they had sex with black guys.

A white female that has sex with a black guy. That is green eggs and ham.
By Sunny
Green Eggs And Ham
In reference to the classic Dr. Seuss book. Describes a marathon sexual encounter involving multiple positions and locations, be they done or or projected to be done.

1. "Dude! Megan's roommate was away for the weekend, so we just rocked it all over the house - every bedroom, the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room - it was awesome! We went green eggs and ham for three straight days!"

2. "Damn, could I go all green eggs and ham on that: I would do her on a train, I would do her in the rain. I would do her in the trees, I would mount her on her knees..."
By Maitilde
Green Eggs And Ham
1. One of if not THE most famous Dr. Seuss books where Sam I am tries to get this one guy to eat green eggs and ham and ends up loving it. So basically the message is "if something looks weird at least try it"

2. Some retarded sexual position/move made up by people with no lives on urban dictionary because they think they are either clever/funny

1. I will not eat green eggs and ham I will not eat them in a box and I will not eat them with a fox

2. In the green eggs and ham the male ...
By Jeanelle
Green Eggs And Hammed
heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.

fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"
By Amalita
Green Eggs And Ham
The sexual cooking fetish involving two partners in the missionary position on top of a kitchen table. When the male wraps ham around his member and the woman cracks an egg into her vaginal passageway followed by sexual intercourse. When all the ingredients are mixed to the right consistency inside the woman she pushes the mixture out of herself and onto a skillet in order to cook a bountiful breakfast for the couple. Always grease the pan or skillet before cooking to prevent sticking!

After a long night of drunken sex, preparing green eggs and ham with Bonnie was the perfect early morning fix for my hangover.
By Julia
Green Eggs And Ham
When you diarrhea your pants and cover your own balls with feces.

Jeff went camping this weekend and unfortunately had green eggs and ham on his hike.
By Vinita