A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one
up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to
smithereens by
Toledo's mascot.
"The Bowling Green State University Christmas
pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate
three wise men and a virgin."
"BGSU-CKS!"
"It is 1:28 pm, and
BG still sucks."