G.U.I.D.E - Girls using incredible dildos effeciently, after advancing from the camp- fires of being a brownie, one becomes a guide and earns the right to a free vibrator.
1. A person who is a guido and constantly acts like one, so instead of calling him by his first name you call him guids.
2. Usually has wierd italian name like Francesco or Carmencia
1. John: Hey this is so boring
David: Yea i wish we could do something fun
Billy: Hey somebody should call guids and tell him to come over John: Yea we always have fun when guids is over.
Person 1: "Hmm in retrospect, perhaps I shouldn't have matched you line for line?"
Person 2: "Yeah I was thinking I should have been more guideful."
By Alina
Guid
Derived from guido, but Mediterranean ethnicity is not required. The guidelines are: usually has a blowout, must think you are the man, must drink protein shakes, usually wears rocawear shirts, and must always have clean, fresh white sneakers. Usually douses himself in several gallons of cheap cologne, and has expensive sunglasses and smokes cigs.
Girl: Yo that guid just touched my ass.
Guid: Heyyo baby gimme a call later.
By Lizette
Guid
Acronym for Globally Unique ID. A 128-bit identifier, which is supposed to be guaranteed unique. Used for identifying stuff like software objects. Originally it was formed by combining an Ethernet MAC address with a 100ns resolution timestamp, but now a more complex algorithm is used.
I just hit Ctrl-Shift-G in BorlandDeveloper Studio and it gave me a new GUID: {E9BAA03C-E2BE-420D-9554-5A08B7548068}
By Heda
Guided
How you describe your winor something that you superiour-ly. Describes why you did something so well.
*winsa pool match*
Person: "Guided"
Person 2: "yeah I bet you were"
By Goldy
Guid
A young man that possesses qualities not unlike the common "guido," but is not Italian. Most commonly very large Romanian or Norwegian men with extremely short friends that highlight his stature.
