when haveing sex, geting a hand job, blow job... ect, you pull out right before coming and bust in the girls hair, it should drip around and harded into a "hair net".
Dang Grant I heard you gave ole girl from Timeout club a Salty Hair Net last night. You are the man!!!!
By Yoshi
Polish Hair Net
A pastafork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pastafork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."