Define Hairball Meaning

Hairball
An annoying person. Usually indicates presumption, arrogance, grandiosity.

That hairball accosted me again, as if I could could care about his latest urgent need.
By Sarita
Hairball
A guy with a lot of body hair.

That Mark is a real hairball.
By Gussi
Hairball
adj. Anything thrillingly dangerous situation which evokes the feeling of needing to toss your cookies.

Man, that downhill run was hairball.
By Ella
Hairball
adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)

1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!

2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.

3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?
By Tawnya
Hairball
A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.

Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!
By Stormi
Hairball
(hâr-bawl) - VERB

To direct a load-out from the back of a truck.

"Don't worry, you can fuller the load, he'll osier it and I'll just hairball it from here!"
By Kalinda
Hairballed
Skipping sex due to cat vomit on the bed covers.

Couldn't shag my girl last night because we got hairballed.
By Claudelle
Hairball
What your cat pukes up Often in front of guests or during dinner. Or both

Muffins, our cat, walked in while we were having the revrend over for dinner and coughed up a hairball in his lap
By Elly
Hairballing
When a chick trims a guys ball sack hair by biting it off between her teeth and then swallowing it. Then she goes down on him and swallows. Then she orgasms when she coughs up the hairball.

Oh man, Angela was hairballing me last night.
By Therese
Hairballed
Coughing up a ball of pubic hair after oral sex

Boyfriend went down on me last night which was great until he hairballed me.
By Sibella