Define Hairy Ass Meaning

Hairy Ass
An ass that is hairy.

That's a very hairy ass!
By Jodie
Hairy Ass
To describe a situation that is bad, scary, or threatening.

If you go to prison, and become some Bubba's bitch, you're gonna be in one, hairy ass predicament.
By Linea
Hairy Ass
an ass that has imense amounts of hair on it

one time Dj leaned over in english class and me and giselle gasped as we saw a big fat hairy ass pop out at us our eyes started to tear as we stared with disgust
By Georgianne
Hairy Ass
Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.

Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.
By Riva
Hairy Ass Truman
What we sometimes called our miniature schnauzer when I was growing up. An all-around hilarious pet name for any dog with a medium- or long-haired coat.

Hey, there, Hairy Ass Truman. Sit. Now roll over. Now shake. Good boy! Here's a Snausage!
By Marietta
Hairy Ass Gorilla
My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.

You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
By Carmita
Hairy Ass Paki
A paki from wellington telford with a hairy ass

Did you see the face on that hairy ass paki, his mum and dad must be brother and sister, fucking inbred.
By Tess
Hairy Ass Legs
when a girl refuses to shave for weeks on end so she has legs that resemble a 50 year old white guy

fuck me she has some hairy ass legs you could prolly braid that shit
By Leandra
Sucks Hairy Wet Ass Thru A Straw
for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw
By Linet
Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass
While watching porn, the unfortunate and unappealing presence of a naked, jackhammering male arse in the shot. Really spoils the atmosphere.

Coined by Bill Hicks.

"I thought you said this was porn. All it is is a hairy boobin' man ass and a Wah-wah pedal"
By Maddy