Define Hampster Meaning

Hampster
A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.

The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."
By Lorinda
Hampster

'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'
By Trudi
Hampster

By Loralie
Hampster
The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.

Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."
By Siana
Hampster

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.
By Fredi
Hampster
Grew up a hippie, and is now a gangster.

A gun carrying mofo thats eats tofu.

Acts like a gangster but is a hippie inside.

Likes the grateful dead and dead prez.

All about anarchy and anger but inside, nothin but peace and love.

Hangs out with criminals, but she grew up with a bunch of long hair hippies. That bitch is straight hampster style.

That hampster boy over there actin all hard when he don't even eat meat.
By Edita
Hampster

As if that hampster dont have dough...that white belt is so Gucci!
By Harmony
Hampster
How you spell "Hampter"... not "Hamster"

Let's pester the hampsters
By Elsi
Hampster

furry little tree climer who dabbles in illegal activities
By Laurella
Hampster
n. Small, squeaking individual with tendencies towards megalomania.

'Why is the hampster sulking now?'
By Lucille