Define Hands Off Meaning

Hand Off
When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.

I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.
By Robenia
Hand Off
Also known as the pass off.

At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.

N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick!

L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!
By Vanya
Hands Off
When you cum without anyone or anything touching your dick

Her pussy was so good that I came hands off
By Gisele
Hands Off The Merchandise!
Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
By Dot
Hands Off The Merchandise!
Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."


Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!
By Ibby
Hands Off Policy
an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire

he applied the hands off policy when they were together
By Ula
Hand Off Some Bread
Hand off = Give me
Some bread = Your money

Give Me Your Money!

Hand off Some Bread!

A Gangsta ass way to say “give me your money” when you rob someone.

Gangsta: Ight , y’all BEST HAND OFF some BREAD, (Proceeds to point Hi Point)

Normie White Boy: G-god help me!!

Gangsta: Give me your GODDAMN MONEY cracka!
By Roda
Get Your Hand Off It
Australian phrase:
1. A phrase used when a person tells you something which is clearly exaggerated or a lie, and you want them to know that you don’t believe them.

2. A phrased used to tell a male to get his hand off of his genitals, or stop masturbating.

"You are trying to tell me you wrestled a crocodile? Get your hand off it mate!"
"Barry, get your hand off it and come and help me in the kitchen."
By Trina
Get Your Hand Off It
Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."

By Tamqrah
HANDS OFF MY CAWK
A funny move in where you down taunt and when falco say "hands off my" you down smash in which he will say "HANDS OFF MY CAWK"

birdman: HANDS OFF MY CAWK
By Romonda