Define Hands-free Meaning

Hands-free
The act of going on a night out without a handbag, and your gear rammed in pockets to enable easy dancing*


*hands-free works better if there is a bloke with deep pockets nearby.
By Marlee
Hands-free
\'han(d)z-ˈfrē\ (verb)
The act of using any body part other than the hands to masturbate.

I got pulled over for driving erratically, but I was totally hands-free!
By Courtnay
Hands Free
Slang. Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves.

Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.

The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!
.

Man that Penelope is hands free. I was on the bus the other day and she was there chewing her hand and talking to herself.

Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree. Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself.
By Sandy
Hands Free
the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.

By Ailyn
Hand-Free
Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.

Man: I can go Hand-Free

Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me
By Eula
Hands Free Fapping

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"
By Lissy
Hands-Free DRE
A rhyming term short for 'Hands-Free Digital Rectal Exam'. Arising from the filthier quarters of the medical community, the term refers to anal intercourse.

"The girlfriend didn't cook dinner tonight... The only way to make it up was by letting me practice the Hands-Free DRE"

"I totally fucked up that patient's meds... My supervisor is going to give me the Hands-Free DRE"
By Ariela
Hands Free Taco
When a girl wraps her legs around your head and you eat her out without touching her.

Male 1: Yo man have you ever gave a Hands free taco before?
Male 2: Yeah man the girl was like 80 pounds and it was easy.
By Erica
Hands-free Blowjob
A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.

Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!
By Analise
Hands-free Masturbation Device
A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
By Sephira