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Hank
always has a GIANT penis! but isn't a douche, very loving, GREAT kisser, nice, cool, and can totally PARTYY, and is hilarious and can always lightin the mood.

"dude hank is the coolest kid EVER"!
"damn i wish i was like hank".
By Costanza
Hank
A measurement of beef, weighing about two and a half pounds.

Maria: What's your name?
Hank: Hank.
Maria: Like a hank of beef?

Customer: I'd like some roast beef?
Butcher: How many hanks?
Customer: Well, I'm going to have three people for dinner, think one hank will be enough?
Butcher: I'd get two hanks to be safe, or at least one and a half hanks
By Aeriel
Hank
very cool guy!!! he’s 6’1 with brown hair, loves grand theft auto, and is very funny. he’s a great listener and is very loyal. only downside is his atom.

mia khalifa: omg u know hank?

lana rhoades: yesss gurl i love him he’s good at listening.

vivian blush: yep!! fax y’all!
By Tallia
Hank
A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence

"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"
By Ailene
Hank
to mean you are hungry. hank marvin=starvin. get it?

I need to have some lunch 'cos i'm hank!
By Danica
Hank
The act of strangling one's self to near asphyxiation whilst masturbating.

Dave: Joe, did you have a good night last night?
Joe Dev: No it was shit. I had a hank but my belt snapped and I banged my face on the cupboard door.
By Drusi
Hank
a ginger dj that is obsessed with midgets and wants 1 as a friend so he can stroke them and hang them by their little ankles and play leap frog with them. he also wears a white sparkly tutu and nipple tassels

hank is a person who has gerbils up his bum
By Harriett
Hank
Jobless Jimmy's definition that equally means god.

"I can't believe all those morons down there are killing each other over me, and they don't even know my Hankdamn name. My name is Hank, Hankdamnit!"
By Rona
Hank
a guy called hank is usually american,probably drives a pick up truck and more than likely has been abducted by aliens! chances are that your friend hank is interbred,a true american icon.

hank "i was driving along in my pick up truck when there was a big light in the sky,when suddenly the spaceship came down and the aliens took me away!"
By Jaclin
Hank
Disgustiingly nasty looking

Yo that chick is hank as hell
By Tammi