The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!
Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D
By Clarabelle
Kirczow And Happy Cow
Rhythm without reason gone horribly wrong. A Sigma Pidate party idea that ended up with one very lonely brother. A night that will live in infamy and further cemented young Kirczow's reputation as 'The Pork.'