1. The most efficient n00b detector ever invented.
2. A
hardware component within the computer used for (hopefully) permanent storage.
3.
N00bish slang for the box that contains the hardware components.
1. "Yes, I formatted it. Now what? Uh, huh. Uh, huh. Um, what's a backup?"
2. There is no quicker way to explain what a useless
duh-weeb you are, than to call
the tower or desktop unit the "hard drive", regardless how many times you've been told that it isn't. It's no wonder tech support can't understand what you're telling them.
3. "No, it's not Fat or Inty-Effess. It's a
Dell, dude!"