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Define Hardon Meaning

Hardon
the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection

the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.
By Henka
Hardon
variant of hard-on

I have a huge hardon right now.
He's really got a hardon for that chick.
By Jania
Hardon
Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....

1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
By Taffy
Hardon
Hardon; is also when you are running along with your life. Except for when you keep running into; be it boy or girl, who your really hate. So much so that you have a hardon to get either revenge' or give them the ultimate amount of pain and misery. You detest them so much that you got a hardon for them.

Ever since That jerk from work screwed your old lady; You have had one hell of a hardon for them.
By Francisca
Hardon's
Slang word for the fast-food chain Hardee's.

Do you want to go to Hardee's, Barfy's, Pizza Slut, or Taco Smell?
By Kai
Hardon
A mistake waiting to happen...repeatedly

Scenario: In a sleazy bar, eg; chateaux 6, Havanas etc.
"That guy is like so coming on to me"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"
By Bettine
Mental Hardon
to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon
By Ailis
Hurling Hardon
When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.
By Hedvig
Harry Hardon
A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.
By Charlotte
Clitty Hardon
When a babe's clit stands on end due to an aroused nature.

"She got the damned near most erect clitty hardon I've ever seen as I began to eat out her p'zone.
By Ivette