Define Hay Meaning

The retarded way of saying "Hey" in conversation. Mostly used over the internet because the person is a complete dumbass and can't spell "Hey", or they're just being sarcastic and making fun of those dumbasses.

that funky green plant all the kids are smoking nowadays

The intellegent, grammatically correct form of hru. stands for 'How Are You' used in internet conversations for literate people.

1. hello(from a misspelling of hey)

2. marijuana

3. a bed

pernounced Haaaaaeeey. Joke being, "what do gay horses eat?" Haaaaeeey.

A variation of the word "hey." Can be used as a greeting, usually with the syllable drawn out while simultaneously rising and falling in inflection, as illustrated below in Example 1.

Can also be used as an expression of enthusiastic agreement in a conversation, as demonstrated below in Example 2.

NOTE:
One theory suggests that this variation of "hey" was popularized by the character of Dwayne (portrayed by Haywood Nelson) in the sitcom "What's Happenin'," although Dwayne's usage was three "hays" with shortened syllables, with the inflection on the middle "hay," as shown in Example 3 below.

1. A greeting commonly known as "hello" or "hey".

2. Can also be used (at the same time) to mean "How Are You?"

To use both at the same time the other person must be familiar with the term else the conversation will go to pot.

Nickname for any valuable "resource" (money, expensive food/gifts, gasoline to give her rides where she wants to go, hot and/or arduous mechanical/carpentry work, patient endurance of boring/cutesy "girl stuff", etc.) that a naive "dairy farmer" (mushy-hearted guy with raging hormones) "feeds" to his "cow" (an attractive girl whom he hopes to win over) in an effort to please/satisfy her so that hopefully she'll feel enough favorably disposed towards him to "allow him to milk her" (spread her legs for him) sometime later. May or may not be successful, depending on how “loose” the chick in question is, or how much she respects the guy’s feelings or truly appreciates/values his caring efforts to help her out.

wat horses eat dumb ass not the hello form

If female, means extremely slutty with an oral fixation. If male, means a huge nerd, lightweight, who is possibly homosexual.