1) noun: A mentally
impaired person from
Hazleton, Pennsylvania; 2) verb: to
render something or somebody useless; 3) verb: to act mentally impaired while in the city limits of Hazleton, PA
A hazletard (definition 1) stole my quad,
barrelled up
City Hall's steps and hazletarded (def. 2 past-tense) the fucking bitch. The cops found him hazletarding (def. 3
past participle) down the block, from meth. I got to leave this fucking town!
