Define Headphones Meaning

Headphones
(n.) A socially acceptable “I'm ignoring you.” device.

We talked to him early this morning, but he's got his headphones on.
By Willetta
Headphones
A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.

" My headphones broke."
By Anthe
Headphones
tiny little speakers generally connected to ones ears.

man my headphones broke how am i gonna listen to my emo? *cries*
By Anna-Diane
Headphones
What you wear when u are getting a blowjob (head) if you don't like slurping or u just wanna hear some music.

Headphones are good during head.
By Terrye
Headphones
Backstage on the set of movies, "headphones" means "titties".

"Damn, that girl has a serious set of headphones, and they're real too."

"Nice headphones."
By Bess
Headphones
When a girl is giving head, or you are eating her out, and the person getting head, or eaten out, wraps their legs around the person's head.

Some girl was sucking me really good, so I gave that bitch headphones.
By Debra
Headphoning
verb. When a person puts their headphones on and pretends to be listening to music, when in reality they are listening to the conversation around them. This is done for the headphoners benefit. You can find out all sorts of interesting information previously unavailable..

I headphone when at the nurse's office when people are getting weighed, talking about their problems, and also at my Mom's church meetings..
By Maggy
Headphones
I technology device you put on your ears only allowing you to hear your computer because of the speakers in your ear

I am going to put on my headphones because I cant really hear the computer because it is very loud in here.
By Evvie
The Headphones
A sex move in the doggy style position, in which the male cups the females' ears in headphone like fashion and sings her favorite baby making music.

After the party, Jack gave Jill The Headphones to her favorite mood music Marvin Gaye.
By Sheeree
Headphones
A device placed over one's ears playing music to drown out the jabber of people speaking a foreign language in their own country

Mate, I went to Kiss Gyms yesterday and there were so many jabbering away, I had to put my headphones on
By Anetta