Define Helpless Meaning

Helpless
When a shy person is into a guy but can't get the courage to go and talk to them.

Hey angelica look at that guy over there.
Who him?
Yeah him
What about him?
Oh my gosh everytime I look at him he gets my heart racing.
Why not talk to him?
No I can't I feel helpless.
By Ginnie
Helpless

"Ooooh girl,Daveed Diggs got me helpless"
" Girl no,he has a girlfriend"
"I will never be satisfied..
By Veronike
Helpless
It's when a person like me has some serious problems, romantically, at least.

aka when you have daddy issues and are always talking about how much you wanna fuck Gee Way.

Alexis: geez, what's up with you and crushing on people 3x your age? He's 42, and you're barely 14!!

Helena: sorry, I guess I'm helpless
By Elita
Helpless Romantic
Someone who can not control being romantic or having romantic thoughts.

Hannah is a helpless romantic
By Corry
Learned Helplessness
A disease for which the main symptom is never learning how to do simple tasks for yourself. Always asking others to do things for you--especially in the workplace. A carrier of the disease is usually fully dependent on coworkers and the employees below them.

"Hey Susie, I'm going to need you to put postage on this for me. I just never learned how to use the postage machine...I have learned helplessness"

"I've had learned helplessness ever since I got promoted to CEO. Can you copy this double-sided for me? I just can't bring myself to figure it out."
By Jasmine
Self Helpless
The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.
By Garnette
Learned Helplessness
When a child/student gives you a perpetual "idk" face when you ask/they are asked, to do some menial task that is well within their ability to do so, but they want you to either do it for them, or just give them the answer.

Susie should stop displaying such obvious learned helplessness and tie her own damn shoelaces, the idiot is thirteen!

The students suffer from a ridiculous amount of learned helplessness whenever they are asked to go over something their science teacher *just*freaking*disscused*.
By Corny
Helpless Cat
When a cat is completely helpless.
This may result in him being pushed about at another persons whim.

-Will was a Helpless Cat today.
-Leader completely owned him.
By Renae
Wet And Helpless
After a long night of drinking the next morning you are hung-over and in quite a bad place, you take a shower but mid shower you realize you need to puke, so you run to the toilet and pray to the porcelain gods, as you sit there heaving you are cold, shivering and soaking wet. Hence Wet and Helpless.

Dude, I just pulled a wet and helpless.
By Rubie
Helpless Executive Syndrome
the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar

Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.
By Maryrose