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Herbert
Herbert is the aging pedophile seen on Family Guy. This crazy old man is in love with Chris Griffin and dreams of someday marrying him. He actually freaks me out a little bit...

Herbert is my favorite character on Family Guy, after Stewie Griffin of course!
By Helyn
Herbert
(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.

As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.

Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...

I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.

I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.

By Charis
Herbert
1:An old pedifile off of Family Guy.
2:A pervert

Herbert:You wanna popsicle?I got some in my basement

That guy is such a herbert.
By Mirabella
Herbert
1) pedophillic in nature; the act of being or being percieved to be interested sexually in children. 2) implying a sexually perverted and creepy nature. Taken from the actions of the Family Guy character "Herbert", the perverted old man who is seemingly interested in young boys.

noun: "Mr. Smith, the gym teacher, is such a herbert; he stands in the shower and watches us after football games." verb: "Look at John in the corner, completely herberting those high school girls."
By Kathy
Herbert
the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.

Rich: i thought the hampster used to be grey?
Rob: he was until i used him for a herbert
By Amii
Herbert
A simple person; someone who is not very intelligent; an idiot.

Don't stick your fingers in the socket, you herbert!
By Filippa
Herbert
It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.

"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."

"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."

"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."

"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."

"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."

"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
By Tierney
Herbert
a sad nibba who like touchin men

you're a Herbert, tuff
By Francoise
Herbert
A badass boot by Brahma that has a low cut "skate shoe" appearance, but has steel toe and steel shank sole support.

I thought he was wearing some pussy Vans, but as soon as that ANSI rated steel toe connected with my forehead, I was out cold. Now I swear by herberts my self.
By Renate
Herbert
a person that drives a silver car and drives 10 mph lower than the actual speed limit,they always get in front and slow down to the speed of a brick wall smeared with butter.

that herberts in the way!
what an old herbert!
By Marchelle