John decided to try a bit of the spliff at the party on Friday and upon returning to his flat the following conversation ensued between him and his fellow roommate, Fred.
Fred: Where ya bin
John boy?
John: Just out having a wee bit a drinks with
the matesFred: Ahh and puffin on the ol
wacky tabacky I see, you look absolutely high as tits bruv
John: Ay, that I am Freddy. That I am.