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Hired
A combination of being both high and tired.

Dude 1: "Dude, I waked and baked, and I also hired yesterday."
Dude 2: "Kewl."
By Jillayne
Hired
To be high and tired at the same time.

"I'm mad hired son!"
"I'm hired dude."
By Tracie
Hiring
Looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend

Are you hiring?
Yes I had to fire my last girlfriend. She couldn't hold her fork right.
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By Angelika
Hired
A covert combination of the words 'high' and 'tired', for use around mixed company.

Guy #1: Hey man, I got hired yesterday and passed out in my neighbor's hedge.
Guy #2: I don't see how getting hired had anything to do with passing ou- OH, gotcha.
By Viviana
The Hire
A series of short films put out by BMW in 2001-2002 featuring various BMW models. These films starred British actor Clive Owen as a driver for hire.

If you haven't seen The Hire series, you are really missing out on some great films.
By Tobe
Icon For Hire
An awesome band. Although they are supposedly a 'christian' band, the rockin music is anything but and many fans will tell you how they aren't. A very little known band that should be more popular.

Me: Listen to this apparently 'christian' band, Icon for Hire!

(Friend who only listens to christian music): Woah...that isn't christian music...

Me: It's awesome though right?

(Friend who only listens to christian music): Hell yeah! They rock!
By Martica
Box For Hire
Hooker

Yanrou lost his money to pay the box for hire
By Trina
Hired Help
An escort or prostitute. Usually a higher class escort.Common usage: an escort specifically hired by a couple for a threeesome.

Damn, I saw that hired help Javon and Kristi got and she was frigging unbelieveable.
By Janelle
Diversity Hire
Most middle management in alot of industries have to tick at least one diversity box to be allowed to be promoted however a diversity hire was taken on purely to tick boxes and usually more than one. Example black, transgender lesbian head if HR equality department.

Why would someone so stupid be given a management position when there was lots of better candidates?
The company needed to reduce the gender pay gap so had to do a diversity hire.
By Janaye
Token Hire
Unqualified minority brought on board by a company hoping to provide the appearance of racial diversity in its workforce.

Although she was widely known to be incompetent, Youlanda was sometimes able to find work as a token hire.
By Alexis