Define Hodge Meaning

Hodge
(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.
By Robinett
Hodge
v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.
By Aidan
Hodge

your a good man hodge
By Gwynne
Hodge
to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.

"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."
By Leigha
Hodge
(adj)

one who is mentally incapable of being big brain. They also think that they are a very good musician by playing Micheal Jackson. They are an extreme try hard and constantly brag about their “skills” to middle schoolers.

God Elye why are you such a hodge?!
By Leela
Hodge
n. - one who relentlessly desires and consumes large quantities of unhealthy food

"Oh my God, you ate that whole pizza by yourself... fucking hodge!"

Brook ate a Grande Meal for breakfast because she's a hodge.
By Dolli
Hodge

AJ: hey I just got some g rock, but no hodge. You got one?

Gabby: only if you get me high.
By Michell
Hodge
To drop food on yourself

I hodged myself at dinner yesterday
By Carlene
Hodge
to make an ass of someone, clown on them (esp. from a teacher)

Shit son he was hodgein on yo bitch ass today in class
By Dorisa
Hodge
Noun; A Penis in its normal un erected stage.

" Dude, I got my Hodge S(ed) last night.
By Bernardina