An irrational fear of going home.
Homophob(
ic) one who is
reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
Can describe one who is aware that 'home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is' and is reluctant to cross that threshold.
"Hey, where are we going now?"
"Whoa, it's
3pm, we've been going solid since yesterday lunch"
"
Uhuh, so where are we going now?"
"I diagnose
acute homophobia my friend"
"Look a taxi.."