Define Horizontal Meaning

Horizontal
to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.

By Antonie
Horizontal
Sleeping or lying down

Gosh i'm so tired I really wanna be horizontal right now!
By Cindelyn
Horizontal
to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also

"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."
By Marrissa
Horizontal
Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.

"You might want to be careful when using the toilet, I've just been for a horizontal"
By Esta
Horizontal
an object or line that is ;

1) on its side
2) on its back

Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
By Kerstin
Horizontal
The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.

"Man I just gotta get horizontal." - Trevan
By Leodora
Horizontical
1. Being in a horizontal and vertical state.

2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.

He swung his sword around horizonticaly above his head.

I scored in Connect four Horizonticaly
By Willie
Horizontalism
The desire to eliminate all things vertical and to alway be laying down, horizontally.

Mo has been in bed all day, he must have horizontalism.
By Korney
Horizontalized
To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.

After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.
By Inessa
Horizontical
The new word for horizontal when creating cross-sections.

When slicing the rectangular prism with a horizontical slice, identify the shape of the cross-section
By Olympie