Define Hospitals Meaning

Hospital
A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.

Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!
By Sigrid
Hospitality
treating guest or strangers in a friendly/generous way.

His hospitality has encouraged other people to help out other people.
By Marget
Hospital

The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!
By Fredi
Hospitality
Something you can't piss on because you're dad won't allow it.

A line spoken from the horrible movie troll 2

Micheal: You see this writing!.... you know what it means!?!...... Hospitality... And you can't piss on Hospitality! I won't allow it!
By Goldie
Hospitable
adj; happy to welcome and entertain guests-wat NICE people do.

i TRIED to be hospitable when you came to my house after you told me that i was mean.
By Caria
Hospital
A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

By Vivie
Hospital
a torture chamber that in the ends make you all better.

while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.
By Marnie
Hospital
Where sick people live and doctors work.

Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.
By Roz
Hospital
The first place you wake up at, after you say: "Hold my beer and watch this".

Yesterday we were having a sick night, but then we ended up in the hospital cuz he broke a leg.
By Ranice
Hospital
A big building with patients.

"These people must be taken to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
By Sharona