Define How Do You Do Meaning

How Do You Do

Just askin' how do you do.
By Lilah
How Do You Do
The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"

"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."
By Kathryn
How Do You Do
any form of sex

By Darby
How Do You Do?
Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.

The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read as written there's only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. The question could be construed as 'doing' your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on sexual acts, but rather to greet.

Jack: How do you do?
Jill: I am well Jack, and yourself?
By Allyson
How-do-you-do
(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.

Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!
By Stephenie
How Do You Do

_Hey how do you do
-YOU LIKE ME AND I LIKE YOU

_ur cringe dude
By Joane
Tucson How Do You Do
When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet

Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!
By Celestyna
How Do You Want To Do This?
Mathew Mercer's famous line when a PC gets the final hit on a powerful foe. Allowing the player to decide how cool the final attack looks.

"Ok, How do you want to do this?" Asked Mercer the Merciless . Player in a shakey voice that grows more confident as they speak."I stand between my unconscious ally and swing with all my strength as it comes towards me aiming for the head." Mercer "With that, the cursed blade you wield slices through the skull of the beast in a downward slash. Straight through the neck and spine. Upon doing so the beast lands with a side of its skull on either side of your feet. As you look down you can see the even in death the blood boils as the brains start to bubble and burn."
By Deana
A Fine How Do You Do.
Greeting a stranger for the first time by farting in their mouth. Walk up to the (normally) female victim, grab them by the ponytail, lift your anus directly into their mouth line and float an air biscuit. in their general direction.

This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom. and was known as a "Korean Hello"

In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts. "A fine how do you do" if the western version of this ancient Korean American custom.

Synonym. "Korean Hello"

Oh shit dude.. I've got this whole thing with HR on Monday?

What happend?

I gave the one of the copywriters in the marketing department a fine how do you do. The cunt started crying.

Well mate. At least she know's who's the boss now.

Yeah I suppose. I miss the days when I could have just smashed her back doors in instead.
By Maureene