Define How Do Meaning

How Do
Greeting usually found in the North of England and the celtic lands.

How do bloke - see your girlfriends shagging that tosser Jimmy Smith again...
By Jaclin
How Do
In the United States, a very country way to greet someone.

Well let's go over there and say "how do" to the Joneses.
By Phyllida
How Do
The common way of asking to learn how to do something.

"How do that?!" or " How do and say something you want to know how do.
By Raina
How Do
A way to say that you are baffled or incapable of understanding something. Simmilar to "I can't even."

Johnny: "And then you just add these small details, and you've got a masterpiece drawing of a horse."
Billy: "Woah, wait, how do?"
By Kristan
How Do It Know?
An expression taken from an old, old joke that describes a persons failure to grasp the obvious or demonstrate such intellectual ineptitude as to illicit a comment of " How Do It Know?"

The joke refers to a question posed to a scientist by a student ( or in variations IBM executive and employee, Republican and voter..ect...)"Sir in your opinion what is the worlds greatest invention?" asked a student. The scientist replied "The thermos bottle!" "Why?" asked the student, obviously confused. " Well" said the scientist, "it keeps cold drinks cold in the summer and hot drinks hot in the winter." holding up his thermos bottle in awe,"How do it know?"Also see No Shit Sherlock, Duh and George W Bush

The doctor looked at the thermometer then at the patients sweat covered brow and soaked bed clothes. "Any fever? "he asked the patient. " The nurse shook her head muttering in disbelief " How do it know? "
By Kayla
How Do You Do?
Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.

The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read as written there's only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. The question could be construed as 'doing' your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on sexual acts, but rather to greet.

Jack: How do you do?
Jill: I am well Jack, and yourself?
By Aida
How Do I Live

Friend: How do I live?
Me: It's easy. Just don't die.
By Demetria
How Do I Even
basically when you get feels and you can't finish a sentance

person: Dan and Phil are in our city.
By Kristel
How Do I Type

guys how do i type
By Clair
How Do You Do

Just askin' how do you do.
By Paolina