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Define How Long Meaning

How Long
How Long The cook in a cheap Chinese restaurant. When you hear the waitress yell How Long she's not concerned with when you get your food, she's on the cook's ass to get it moving so she can have her smoke break. How Long

Hey; How Long, get your little chink ass movin', gimmie that kung pow chicken for these assholes at table three. It's time for my smoke break.
By Angelle
How Long Time?
In broken English, a way of asking how much time until a certain event.

Herro, I berieve I have a reservation- what? No check-in now?! How long time?
By Fanny
How Long's A String
A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.

Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?

Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?
By Chrystel
How Long Is Marcels Dick
Marcel’s dick is roughly 12.5 inches

Stranger:My dick is so big
Another stranger:No, look at Marcels. Look how long is marcels dick
By Sabine
How Long We've Come
Derived from the phrase "how far we've come", this phrase has been first said by Anime YouTuber AnimeUproar's AnimaC on an episode on the Rant Cafe Podcast, this was a dumb mistake by AnimaC.

"It really is crazy how long we've come"
~ AnimaC
By Ray
How Long Is Alivia's Dick?
Alivia strangely has a mean 8.5inch dick, what she does with it is unknown

Yo dude, how long is Alivia's dick?
By Eartha
God Knows How Long
A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."
By Fionnula
How Long You Been Teain
As Adam W. would say " I Been Teain since i been Teain!

Adam how long u been teain?
By Tasia
How Long You Been Knowing Him/her?
how long have you known the person in question?

person#1. how long you been knowing him/her?

person#2. I been knowing him/her for long time
By Toby
How Long Does It Take For Someone To Get Milk From The Grocery Store?
about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
By Shelia