when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to
take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over
the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to
lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.
Your best friend outside
the bathroom:
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
