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Hummus
Hummus is a delicious Lebanese dip. It's usually eaten on pita bread any time of the day, with any meal. It's made with chick peas, garlic, lemon juice, and salt. It's also great on steak!

ex. Could you pass the hummus?
By Camile
Hummus
A dip/spread (commonly eaten on pita bread) made from mushed chickpeas, garlic, and lemon juice. Believed to have originated in the Middle East, it is popular in America with vegetarians and college students (no one else seems to know it exists.) It's quite good, and has a nice zing to it--delicious with lime tortilla chips.

Also spelled humus (one m), although this spelling can also refer to decaying plant or animal matter. When writing appetiser menus for formal banquets (especially those banquets including guests familar with horticulture), it is probably best to stick with H-U-M-M-U-S. (Though you must admit, H-U-M-U-S is bound to get a priceless reaction or two.)

First Horticulturist: Mmm, this spread is delicious. What is it?
Second Horticulturist: *check menu* ...Humus.

*the pair exchange looks of horror and faint dead away*

Passing College Student: *eats remaining hummus*
By Timmy
Hummus
An interesting, seemingly multipurpose chickpea concoction that plays a ubiquitous role in the Adam Sandler film You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

"What is hummus?"

"It's a very tasty, diarrhea-like substance!"
By Dierdre
Hummus
1. A thick sauce made of mashed chickpeas, garlic, and lemon juice.
2. See: splooge.

Ugh, my hands are covered in... hummus.
By Leanor
Hummus
Strange substance produced in a twisted area of the brain known for causing an elevated state of grace and inspiration. The trigging mechanism is far from being discovered. also humus.

I met G.W. Bush the other day at the grocery store, and all I could come out with was "asshole"...sorry, low hummus.
By Rosaleen
Hummus
you came out a hummus (yazata hummus)

it was a stupid thing to do,
you came out a hummus.
By Karissa
Hummus
a tastey diahrea like substance, also known as diahrea

ill eat some of that hummus but only if it comes out of you
By Sarina
Hummus
that thing that your uncle put inside your niece when she was 2

guy 1 "hey have you seen my hummus?"
guy 2 "no but i think that your mom put it up her rectal crack"
guy 1 "bro your mom jokes arent funny"
guy 2 "its not a joke???"
mom "do you guys have any hummus?"
guy 1 "no"
guy 2 "i can give some ;)"
mom *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
*guy 2 and mom go into bedroom*
mom "stick your carrot in to my vagane"
guy 2 "your vagane smells like hummus"
*sticks pee pee in vagane*
mom "UUH give me your HUMMUS UHH"
guy 2 "mmm im HUMMUSING"
guy 1 *walks in*
guy 1 *joins*
mom "SON?!?!"
guy 1 *sticks peen in her mouth*
guy 1 "IM GONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY HUMMUS"
mom "uhh your ween is so much bigger than your dads uhh"
guy 1 and guy 2 *simoustanely hummuses* "UUHHH"
mom "oh no.. theres is so much hummus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

mom *licks the hummus up*
guy 1 and guy 2 "we're not done yet"
mom "what?"
guy 2 *takes moms shirt of revealing her massive melons*
mom "i dont want to do this anymore"
guy 2 *takes out shotgun* "if you dont your gonna die"
mom *cries*
guy 1 and guy 2 *sticks pee pees in mothers melons*
guy 1 and guy 2 *hummuses again*
mom "are you done yet?"
guy 1 and guy 2 "yes but theyre not"
*reveals all the boys*
all the boys (age 7-12) "WE HEARD YOU WANTED SOME HUMMUS"
mom "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just the way i like my boys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
all the boys *stick wee wee's in side all holes*

THE END
By Selie
Hummus
Hummus is the lumpy residue that is farmed from under the folds of obese people.

Hey Tara, lift up your shirt so I can scoop out some hummus from under your back-flap. This cracker's too dry on its own.
By Carlina
Hummus
a diarrhea type substance that taste good with peta bread

you got any hummus so i can eat it off your ass?
By Kary