1.
bae: I'm dressed up because I'm going to see me boyfriend.
nae: You dressed up???
surrounding friends: Huuuuuurrrt!
2.
me: (notices friend has extra
pencils) Can I borrow a
penicl?
friend: No.
me: Hurt.
3.
boy: you be flexing bruh. kelly aint call you.
boy2: shut up. dats why you don't got a date to prom.
surrounding friends: huuuuuurt.