Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a
bang average midfielder. Midfielders like
Gundogan and
Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".
That
bang average mid with
yee ass haircut must be THE Hypothetical Man.