Define I Am Stingin For A Cone Meaning

I Am Stingin For A Cone
what you say to your mates when you've been sober for 48 hours and the missus leaves for a business trip, typically followed up by a Gatorade orchestra with the boys. (see Gatorade saxophone)

typical Australian citizen 1: hey brah
typical Australian citizen 2: doin cuz
typical Australian citizen 1: I am stingin for a cone
typical Australian citizen 2: or ye, the boys are lightin up over at joel's place sarvo
typical Australian citizen 1: fuck yeah brah! we can get proper Munted on the gato saxo!
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