Define I Bet Meaning

I Bet
What you say when you don't believe someone!

Oi Darkin, Shane reckons he smashed 18 birds last night!!

I bet!
By Harriet
I Bet
Two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a sexual innuendo.

Also see: That's what she said

Person 1: "My throat hurts..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"

Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"

(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."
By Lucine
I Bet
To purposely show that you are not listening or paying attention.

Guy 1: Dude i got a new ipod case!
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: No really look its pretty cool.
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: Well then fuck you!
By Nanni
I Bet

Dude 1: My legs hurt
Dude 2: Hmph i bet
Dude 1: Seriously, man! they hurt
By Savina
Yeah, I Bet
what you say when someone tells you something that you know is a lie or an blatant exaggeration, but you just play along with it b/c it's not worth calling them up on it. it's best when said with a slight hint of a giggle and a tidbit of a crack of a smile.

guy 1: yo, dat dog came runnin' up on me, son! i was like, f**k dat, son! i grabbed him by the neck...you hear me? da neck, son! and was like, BAM! BAM! BAM!!! i slammed dat damn dawg to da ground, son! he was seein' stars, yo!

guy 2: yeah, i bet.
By Avis
I Bet It's Small
A bunch of girls when they lose an argument or when they try to act quirky. Also when femenists get mad at guys for roasting them. Originally from tiktok and from kpop or minecraft youtuber stans. They talk about that our pp is small (which it might is)

Someone: *opinion*
Tiktok Girls: shut up! i bet it's small
By Meridith
I Bet On Losing Dogs

friend: "hey have u heard of the song "i bet on losing dogs by mitski"?
me: oh so ur depressed too
By Sharron
I Bet My Left Nut On It!
a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!
By Oona
I Bet You're Fun At Parties
A retort signifying one of two scenarios based on context and speaker:

(1) A dejected loser who initially engaged in debate has ventured out of their depth, and now attempts to break for the intellectual fire-escape by using a phrase he himself has been the recipient of previously. This dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and continue to research the topic at issue in an attempt to prepare for the imminent rematch for which no one requested.

(2) A virgin, loser has attempted to engage a total Chad, who has not one solitary fuck to give, because this Chad is concerned with the important things in life like: partying, recreational drug abuse, and disrespecting women. The Chad uses the ironic retort, and with good authority. This Chad is the fiesta and everyone knows it. The dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and cry.

Virgin Loser:" . . . and that is why the Flash would kill the Hulk everytime they fought. Honestly, it's embarrassing you even thought he stood a chance."

Defeated Virgin Loser: *visibly sweating and mentally panicking* "Pssshh. Yeah. Pssshhh. Right. W-w-well, I bet. . . I bet you're fun at parties!"

Virgin Loser: "Chad why do you like Skrillex. He's not even a real musician, like Megadeath or Anthrax. I mean, can Skrillex even play guitar, much less shred like James Hetfield/Buckethead/Steve Vai/..."

Chad: *never breaking eye contact with the captain of the cheer team* "I bet you're fun at parties."
By Dolly
I Bet Ya, I Have Ya Sayin' Ya Love Me
The lovin' is soooo good in bed, that you have your girl screamin she loves ya at the top of her lungs!

Doin it doggystyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Paulina