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I Came
A sarcastic comment used in conjunction with a picture (of pornographic nature or otherwise) that others have suggested is arousing.

1: *Post furry picture* HAY GUYS THIS IS HAWT!
2: I came!
By Kimberlee
I Came
Something you say or write after seen an really awesome video.

Guy: "Hey, have you seen the new Chuck Norris movie when he beats the shit out of Jackie Chan?"
You: "Yes"
Guy: "What did you thought about it?"
You: "I came..."
By Ferdinanda
I Came
One of the stupidest phrases ever, commonly used by 12-year-olds on YouTube and other sites as an expression of amazement whenever they see or hear something "epic", implying they reached an orgasm upon seeing/hearing it. Although some may beg to differ, saying it really just makes you sound like an idiot.

*crappy AMV on YouTube is posted*
Person 1: first
Person 2: omg i came @ 2:15
Person 3: WHO CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST?! STOP SPAMMING
By Dalia
I Came Up On
stealing or jacking. an euphemism for those words.

i came up on a new iphone 3gs, wan me to hook u up?

that foo came up on a new blackberry that looks exactly like the one u lost bro!
By Martita
I Came In Like A Wrecking Ball
A sentence used to show the destruction of property, people and/or brain cells

Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!

Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....
By Tasia
Stick A Fork In Me, I Came
In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"

Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.
By Clarey
I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her
Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.
By Cindee
I Just Came
Boy: ooooof i just came
Girl: you did WHAT!!??!?

i just came in you and it feels gooooooood
By Adoree
I Just Came
Being soooo happy.

So excited. As if you just came. Yes, that excited.

Happier than sex.

Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.

Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.
By Letti
I Just Came
A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.

I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.

The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."

Now you feel dirty too.
By Selia