Define I Can Count Meaning

I Can Count
I can count two words

By Edi
I Can Count
It's two words I know that because I can count.

Billy : I can count
Bob : ok then how many letters is that
Billy : two
Bob : good job
By Joly
I Can Count To Potato.
This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.
By Victoria
I Can Count How Many Times I've Been To Chernobyl On One Hand - 8
I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)
By Lian