Define I Lost Meaning

I Lost
"I lost" is a term used when you have ejaculated. (Often used when you were trying not to.)

person 1: I will not ejaculate to this e-girl!
person 1: *ejaculates 3 minutes into her twitch stream*
person 1: I lost KreyGasm
By Ame
I Lost

By Cherrita
I Lost

Joe:I lost my book.
Brian:DAMMIT,JOE!!! I lost!
Joe:I lost!
Bethy:Damn it.... I lost!
Samina:Shit... I lost.
Lynn:Damn you Sam! Now I lost!
Joe:Dammit! I lost....... again!
Darcie: CRRAAAAP!!!!! I lost!!!!!
Bobby:Ah, I lost.
Willie:Everybody point and laugh, he lost... Shit! I lost!!
Choir Teacher:Stand up and sing! And stop saying...Dang it! I lost! Now sing!
By Denys
I Lost The Game
The Game is an abstract concept. It involves no tangible objects, nor is it played on any physical medium. It exists in the minds of those who play it, and it never ends. That's right, you can never win The Game (though this is debatable).

In order to lose the game, you have to think about the game. Upon thinking about the game, you lose and must announce that you've lost. This forces others to lose the game, and spreads the game to new people.

So, you are now playing the game. You will soon forget about this definition, and maybe sometime soon be reminded of it somehow, thereby losing the game.

Mike: Do you want to play a game?
Kieran: Awww man! I lost the game!
Mike: Dammit, I lost the game too.
By Augusta
I Lost Kreygasm
The act of being defeated by the simple sight of an attractive person.
Reaching your climax instantly, preferably in less than 3 seconds.

*when your roommate walks into your room*

ooooh God, I lost Kreygasm...
By Lynnell
I Lost Bus
Something Arian says because he is retard.

“Bro, I can’t leave for another hour now.”
“Why?”
“Ah, because I lost bus.”
“I lost bus? Wtf”
By Yalonda
I Lost The Game
The game -

a person hears about the game and thus loses by thinking about it, they must then say (or shout) " i've lost the game" then everyone who hears and thinks about the game also loses. when someone asks about the game they are told the rules and then they are in the game.

there is one way to leave the game, which is to die without thinking of the game, which means they are not playing... (what?) so there is no way to win.

the normal reaction to someone saying i lost the game is to start swearing and punching the person for making them lose.

--- P.S i lost the game---

boy 1: I lost the game
Boy 2: noooooo
Girl 1: fuck you
Girl 2: whats the game?
By Cassy
I Lost The Game
And now you have too.

I lost the game... and now you have too.
By Brittney
I Lost The Game
The way to play The (endless) Game:

You can not think about the game. If you do then you have to say (audibly) "I lost."
This outburst may cause anyone in the vicinity to start swearing because you reminded them of The Game and therefore they lose. The only way to win The Game is to never know about it.

Boy:*thinks about The Game* "Crap, I lost The Game!"
Girl: "shut up!"
Girl: "what did you lose?"
*boy precedes to tell her about The Game*
Girl: Dangit!
By Pierrette
I Lost Absolute
10x worse than losing full

He just killed me... I lost absolute!!!
By Barbara