1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something
shocking or
scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do
a given thing.
Mom: "Son, eat your
brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "
Well I never nailed a bitch
indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)