Define I Swear Meaning

I Swear
An expression used whenever anything happens that is not desired or convienient.

I swear, I'm never staining wood again as long as I live, my hands get SO sticky
By Rosemarie
I Swear To God
A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP
By Robbin
I Swear To Fuck
A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.

Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*
By Amii
I Swear To Arceus
A Pokémon equivalent to "I swear to God". See more on "Oh my Arceus".

"I swear to Arceus, I'll be there in 10 minutes."

"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."
By Mahalia
I Swear To Google
If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
By Valene
I Swear To Beans
You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.

Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!
By Blanca
I Swear It Was On Sale
One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need

husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!
By Abagael
I Swear To Fuck
Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason

By Amitie
Yall I Swear
The caption when you post a picture of something odd or wacky happening but are too unoriginal to come up with a proper title.

By Wandie
I Swear To God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend
By Sadie